Throw a Dart at the Map…

“PM!  What the hell are you doing over there?! Have you lost your frickin’ mind?” 

“Um…hi there, Mr. Anonymous Reader Dude!” [PM looks up, dart in hand]

“Are you trying to win The-Most-Crappiest-Posts-Installed-in-One-Day award?!”

“Wow!  There’s an award for that?!  Cool!”

“Sigh….” [shaking their head in disbelief]

“No!  Actually, I was going to throw a dart at a map and see if I could hit some wacky place names with it….You wanna watch?!”

“Wow….You really have lost it” [walking away…still shaking their head]

OK.  If you aren’t rolling over on the floor laughing after you read this list, there’s a problem:

-French Lick, Indiana

-Hygiene, Colorado

-Intercourse, Pennsylvania

-Needmore, Texas

*Are you “feeling” the theme here people?* [wink, wink, nudge, nudge]

-Shorter, Alabama (“Oh my…”)

-Toad Suck, Arkansas (“What the?”)

and last but not least….

-Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada (“Ah yah,  I’m just going to pop on over to Dildo and grab a bite to eat….”)

Happy Dart Throwing! [damn….I’ve got good aim….!]



4 responses to “Throw a Dart at the Map…

  1. Texas has some odd ones: My two favorites are Old Dime Box and Happy.

  2. poseidonsmuse

    Observant – “Old Dime Box” and “Happy” – those are two great names. In Saskatchewan, we have “Primate”, “Eyebrow” and “Climax” Lol! Too funny…

  3. You crack me up!

  4. poseidonsmuse

    Simonne – LOL! There goes that belly laugh again. Damn…..

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