What the? Wednesday – #10

Your Score: Hippie

You are 28% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, humility, and a faint scent of marijuana, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about “the man”, like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You probably enjoy poetry, especially beatnik ultra-liberal crap about how horrible fascism is, even though your suburbanized, sheltered idea of “fascism” is having to pay two dollars per gallon at the gas pump. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Though I highly doubt they love to interact with you! Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn’t a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble–thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.

To put it less negatively: 1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational. 2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. 3. You are more GENTLE than brutal. 4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Sociopath. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

About Saint_Gasoline I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
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7 responses to “What the? Wednesday – #10

  1. These quizzes are a riot!

  2. I feel so disappointed in myself. I’m a schoolyard bully! I will blame it on needing an “other” answer to almost all of the questions! 😀

  3. I’m sure I qualify as hippie since I am one but no scent of marijuana lingers around me anymore. I haven’t taken the test – I try to avoid those like the plague.

    Peace, love and understanding.

  4. Ruby – These quizzes are like a plague locusts, skittering about Blogland as excuses for the occasional Blogday Holiday in my opinion (my What the? Wed posts are my way of turning off the ol’ brain for a day…crap yes, but they ease the neurons…unless of course you get crappy results like I get most of the time!). Thanks for stopping by bella…Take care! Hugs.

  5. I don’t like the quizzes BUT –

    I really enjoyed the “How evil are you?” quiz and found out I’m actually pretty evil.

    Peace all.

  6. I’m afraid to reveal I am both a Starving Artist and a Robot. Seems I can’t decide if I’m intuitive or rational. Perhaps I am really a Starving Robot.

  7. Deb – Schoolyard bully? Aw, c’mon now…you seem sweeter than that Deb…Perhaps it’s really not about bullying at all – perhaps its all about your need to belong….Come here and get a hug from PM (((((((HUG)))))) – Ah! Now isn’t that better….?! Lol!

    Ruby – I will have to try the “Evil Quiz” myself. Apparently, I have been banished to the second level of hell for being a lusty wench….

    OB – A Starving Robot huh? LOL! I like that….I’ll be sure to locate some gourmet Micro-“chips” for you …. Lol! Would you prefer “baked” or “fried?”…

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