Alright. This must be some kind of cruel joke. First a new Prime Minister to tip a government onto it’s keister, then a rack of devastating floods, and now THIS? Ugh. I mean, why doesn’t someone just take Jolly ol’ England, kick him (her?) in the junk, stomp on his (her?) chest, steal his (her?) wallet and run off yelling “Tally ho!” This is truly ridiculous! What next? A swarm of bloody locusts? [PM shaking her head in disbelief…].