Wow! Thanks for putting up with my relative absence everyone. When I saw that virtual chunk of tumbleweed rolling across my blog screen, I imagined the theme to “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly” drifting through my head, and thought I had better post something with some substance on my site, before my Blog becomes a ghost-town!
“Move over Sheriff, there’s a new Mermaid in town…!” [PM sidles up to the bar wearing her best leather Mermaid-y outfit, complete with seashell accessories and an errant squid “hitch-hiker” that appears to be attached to her left breast…].
“Give me a double, Mr. Bar-Keep!” [PM slams her glass down on the oak counter…the squid blinks and scuttles onto the counter leaving a trail of slime as it moves towards an opened bottle of vodka…tip….kerplunk…schloop…skitter…skitter….glug, glug, glug…..”BURRRRRRRRRRRRRP!”
“Damnit Stinky!” PM shouts, “I told Poseidon that you should stay at home…you embarassing little thing you. Vodka gives you gas!” [The squid blinks an eye, lifts his middle tentacle and skitters away…].
[PM looks on…horrified…and shakes her head…].
[Sigh]. Oh…I need a double shot of something after that MSN conversation! Chatting with three people in three separate corners of the globe at once. One friend needs relationship counselling, another requires amusement in the form of kinky foreplay and another is sick from influenza. How did I keep everything from getting jumbled? Very Carefully. Just ensure you don’t tell your sick friend to locate their G-spot for health purposes and you’ll be alright. Wait a minute…I might be onto something there. But seriously…three simultaneous MSN conversations had me reeling, G-spot or not.
Phew! I’m exhausted. Time for Bed. G’night folks….LOL, LMAO, TTYL, TTFN, MSN fun….! Wheeeeeee! I think I’ve finally lost it!
“Now, where is that profane squid of mine….Manners Mr. Stinky….Manners!!!!” [PM mumbles as she trudges off, in search of errant cephalopod].