Do I Look Like a Complete Moron?

The title of the post?  Oh, just read the following:

22 Garden Close,PE9 2YP, London

Dear Winner,

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of  
£1,000,000.00 (British Pounds)  held on the 1st of October 2007 in
London Uk.The selection process was carried out through random
selection in our computerized email selection system(ess) from a
database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from which you were

The BRITISH UK. Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board. To
begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our fiduaciary
claims department for more infomation as regards procedures to claim
your prize.

Name: Mr. Michael Field
Telephone: +44 7011 128 252
Email address:

Contact him by sending him with the underlisted informations

(9) SEX

Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for
being part of our promotional program.

Mrs. Rose Woods
NOTE: You are to contact your officer immediately with the official

Uhm…Yeah…Ok…Sure…Perhaps they want a Visa or MC number for confirmation too.

Just thought I would call this scam to your attention if you haven’t already had the joy of chuckling at this garbage.


5 responses to “Do I Look Like a Complete Moron?

  1. YOU ARE SO LUCKY! I never get emails like that. Everybody else gets them, but not me. I guess I’m just a big loser since I never win any lotteries. And Nigerians never ask me to help them get their money out of the country. All I ever get are offers to make my penis larger…and I don’t even have one of those. This makes me sad.

    Hi OB! That’s why I adore you – you have that same demented, sardonic sense of humour as I! Ha! You know…I should send you the other one that accompanied it (actually received it before the London scam)…Apparently, “aliens” from the Earthling Bank have decided that I should be the owner of 10 million dollars! Oh yes…perhaps they can pay this out to me in Vulcan Spocks or something (I hear that the exchange rate on Vulcan Spocks is rather juicy these days…). Miss you OB…Hopefully, I’ll be around a little more these days!….Cheers…xoxox

  2. it always amuses me when i’m told i’ve won a prize in some competition i not only didn’t enter, but haven’t even heard of!
    the sad part is there are people who actually believe this garbage! and send all their details, AND their bank account details!

    Hi Mummy! Yes…I get especially angry when I hear of senior citizens getting taken advantage by such scams (“Oh sure Dear…I’ll give you access to my bank account and pension…”). Some people just don’t know any better. Makes me sad. Stupid scammer people.

  3. Hi PM,
    I get these all the time, but I must point out something important here. Is this a direct reproduction of the email? If so, I’m shocked. It seems to be spelt right.

    Anthony! Lol! Clever, witty man you are…I tell you. I thought something was “wrong” with this email…and now you’ve pointed out what it is! They must actually be using spell-checker on these things now! Too funny….!

  4. OH boy! One of my friends is going to strike it rich?? Yay! Maybe you can pay for us to all travel round the world so we can meet up for coffee and tea!


    Peace and BS.

    ~ RS ~

    Roobs! I’m tellin ya…As soon as I win the millions (or make them), I’ll pick all of you up in my private jet and personally whisk your little bums off to whichever little nook or corner of the world you care to visit…! 😉 Just need to write that book and make those millions first! [will you be my editor?!]…xoxo

  5. Hi PM,
    On a serious note, I want you to look at my icon on the ‘recent comments’ (right) and read what it says.
    I categorically say ‘no.’ 🙂

    Categorically?! Lol! All of you have made me laugh this afternoon! Thanks for that!

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