Alright folks, these are the limericks that you’ve been waiting for…and they are “clean”. Awwwww….I hear you say…I didn’t want to offend anyone, so I kept them G-rated. Here’s to some cheesie, cheesie-ness!
There once was a lady named Grace
Who locked herself out of her place.
When nature did call
She found her bladder was full,
So off to the nearest shrub she did race.
[Tinkle, tinkle…Ah! That’s better]
The travel quiz could have been won
But these girls wanted some fun.
Red gave China the dong
OB and Remus played a song,
Leaving Grace to bask in the sun.
[Oh my! What a dong that was…]
To visit and forget to post
Quiz answers for that silly host.
How A-Mum lost time
About V’s circling pastime,
This limerick should be compost.
[Really…I should stick to abstract poems!]
I am currently writing up the Serpent Rainbow piece. Not sure how it will read/flow yet, but I will post it in the next day or so (so stay tuned!).
Have a great weekend everyone!
(and for all you fellow Canadians out there…Have a Wonderful Thanksgiving!!)